Frequently Asked Questions
1 / Why haven't you responded yet?
I respond to messages between noon and midnight most days. I don't respond if I'm with a client or otherwise occupied.
2 / I only have x dollars and you charge y
Attempting to negotiate rates is disrespectful. Please contact someone who fits your budget.
3 / Are there fees for travel?
Yes, I charge +50 for any location off island, unless I'm touring. I may charge extra for longer distances. Ask me.
4 / Do you require deposits?
A 50 (or 20% for longer bookings) deposit may be required. Can be in the form of an equivalent gift card. Deposits are non-refundable.
5 / What are your restrictions?
This is an impossible question to answer. If you are interested in something outside of a basic "GFE" then ask me about that specifically.
6 / Do you like "Greek"?
Yes.
7 / Do you really like "Greek"?
Still yes.
8 / Are you French?
I speak French fluently. I am Québécoise without French ancestry.
9 / Do you always squirt?
Not always, but usually. If you have a specific desire for or against this, please let me know ahead of time and I can usually accommodate your request.